Girls!
How long since you've had one?
It's been 3 days!
I haven't had one for 3 years!
You had a girl for a whole year
and didn't even touch her!
What's the point?
Hey I'm not like you guys
I am very serious about relationships
Look there's more to life than just girls, right?
Talk about something else
Like what?
Know how the 191 1 Revolution began?
How does it look?
Great! Lovely nails
Check out that guy
Tugs his polo shirt in his pants
My guy?
Sandals
and stinky feet, gross!
Hi
A leg shaker
A baldy!
Now that's more like it
Have we met?
Haven't we met before?
What?
I'm going to say hi to a friend
Bitch, the deaf trick again
She does that every time
We must have met before
Really?
Where are you? I don't see you!
Morning
Gosh, let me guess, All-nighter at Lan Kwai Fong
No! Why?
You look like shit,
come on Karen
I am fine, like you look any better
Hey you're on TV remember?
You're an artiste for Christ-sake
Looks actually count a little
Heck I am still young right!
Gimme a break will ya
Just word of the wise
You can't afford to play around much longer
Alright, enough
I heard about this TV series you're setting up
Is that true?
Yes I'm working on it
You've been at it for months
and you're still in the talks?
This is a huge investment. Gotta pamper those investors right?
Night clubs, karaoke...
that's the deal
Good morning, Mr. Tong
Well's that's your job
I only care if I have a part in it
I don't want to emcee for this stuff forever
Sure, of course, I'll take care of you
Do something useful with your free time.
Prep yourself up
Now go to work!
OK, so you promise
Hot chick on set!
Alright, take it easy.
No need to say that every morning
What am I selling?
Cheap plastic watches again
Hello everybody. You're watching the MSC shopping network
I'm your host Karen
Really? Lots of girls?
I'm bringing some friends you know
What time?
Hi Karen, if you have time tonight, can we...
You guys have really outdone yourselves this time
For the past 6 years
Our sales have seen a steady de-growth
Well somebody's smiling
Got some bright ideas?
Oh...no...nothing...
Well, then pay attention
What're you looking at?
It's past nine, still working hard?
Gotta be careful with the details
Can't afford to screw it up
Good
Bright and early tomorrow!
Why can't we get any girls?
Yeah why is that?
Seems obvious to me, look at you guys
What do you mean?
I've heard that if a bunch of guys are shit out of luck
It must be
the ¡°negative energy¡± of one guy
So bad that the curse penetrates
to the people around him
So who's this ¡°black dog¡±?
Hey, black dog!
What? Let's go!
Go where?
Let's get going! Where to?
What's going on?
What?
Wait a minute, you got a girl?
Why? Can you tell?
It's damn obvious
Look at your face
Why? Do I look different?
Yeah you got that look
What look?
You can't stop grinning!
Come on, bring her out, show your best friends
Yeah right, forget it, just drink your beer!
Sporty?
Pink? A suit?
Oh, so sorry, I'm late!
It's OK
I won't be late next time
It's about to start
Animated film, cool?
Sure!
Hello... who is it? Can't hear you!
I'm in a movie, call you later!
Let's move over there!
I didn't have my first date
till I got a summer job
So how many relationships have you had?
Just two
Two!?
Yeah
And now?
Nah, haven't dated for a long time,
it's been...
Why?
No I mean why, why aren't you dating?
Uh?
Why aren't you going out with somebody?
When you start working
You just meet different people
So she went to the States
for 2 months
met someone there
Then it's like ¡°I'll call you sometime¡±, you know
That's why I hate America!
Personal reasons
She might come back
That's what I thought
But it's been 2 years already,
So I stop hoping
Hey we all do stupid things when we're in love
My ¡°ex¡± used to collect
all kinds of bottles,
And the only one
he didn't have
Guess what
It was the ¡°Green Spot¡± orange soda
I looked everywhere
Wanted to get him as
a birthday present,
thinking he would marry me
And then?
Then he flew to the States
before his birthday!
Bloody hell, America again!
I would have married him...
if he asked
Well so much for that
Hey it's his lost,
not yours
Cheers
Maybe next time
How do I look today?
-Pretty sharp -Thanks
Well, a bit you know...bright
No really?
Hey want me to take you home?
No, it's OK. I'll catch a cab
You sure?
Yes, I'm sure, thanks
Give me a call before you go to bed
Uh...call you? Oh Okay
-Okay -See you!
Bye!
Good night!
You too! Bye!
Bye
-This is it -Wow so soon huh?
So...uh I'm...
Manny, I'm not ready yet
I understand
OK, I'm going
Not ready yet?
Then when are you ready?
-Amy -What do you want?
I won the lotto yesterday,
got 300 bucks
I'm buying everyone snacks, want any?
So you're rich now, big deal
Did I say something wrong?
How would I know?
What's up with him?
Can't you tell?
Women again
Dime a dozen man, cheer up
I am fine
Stop bugging, will you?
Not me! Him
-Back to work -Right
Mom
Hello
Don't forget. It's your grandpa's birthday dinner tonight
Be there at seven sharp
I know
Don't forget the cake
Yes ma I'll get the cake
Hey, it's me, Karen
Why didn't you call me?
Let's have dinner
Sure, no problem!
Then see you later
Hey mom. I can't go to the dinner tonight
It's his 97th birthday you moron!
Don't worry
he'll live till a hundred!
Let's get the barbecue cuttlefish, pumpkin, lamb yakitori
oh no, forget that
I want the barbecue chicken wings
Satay yakitori, the pork
hotate sushi
amaebi sushi
toro sushi
salmon sushi
and also bacon roll with fois gois
That's all
Is it enough?
It's OK
I'm full
Sorry, I'm two hours late!
It's been two hours,
sure didn't feel like it
Oh gosh! I'm six hours late!
That's all right
I'm so sorry, Manny
I didn't show up last night
These are too loud
Excuse me, miss
Your card ¡°blew up¡±
What?! No way
Pay up
Dear Customer, we still haven't received your payment
If we don't...
Dinner tonight? Karen
Yes
Going out?
That's right
Want a bite first, son?
No
Hey, you're home early!
Don't sleep on the couch
Take a shower and go to bed
What are you watching?
Did you call me?
Why didn't you answer the phone?
I was in the middle of a game
Oh sure!
If I can't get a hold of you
How are you going to take care of me when something happens?
What if a flowerpot falls
and kills me on the street?
Come on, let me explain
Who carries a cell phone during a game?
Hey, this way, I got it, right here
Ouch
Hello
Hi!
If you can answer my question today
Then you're my boyfriend
Okay
What's different about me today?
I cut my hair, you like it?
Her character is just like
Jeon Ji Hyun from ¡°My Sassy Girl¡±
Who cares about her character?
But does she have that figure and the face!
Drink up, dude
You want some guaranteed action, kid?
I'll take you there
Sure, why not! Let's go!
OK, go
Sure, then let's go!
I'll go if you'll go!
I'll go if you'll go
Hey...oh...wait...
Great, I'm on my way, OK, got it
Slave!
Loser!
So you still coming or not?
You mean, nightclub? Oh ah...
I got you, we're men, right?
We got needs and all...
but...well...it's just...tonight
I'll call you
Take it off, let those get those off!
Sir, this is a no waiting zone
I'm just waiting for a friend real quick
I'm leaving right away
I know, license and I.D please
Come on, officer, I was just leaving
It won't happen again
License and I.D., sir
It's your turn
I know, I'm thinking
Hey turn off your phone
Hello? ...I'll call you!
What was that? What the heck?
He'll call us?
Hello? ...I'll call you!
Where the heck you been? Where were you?
-Toilet! -We've been sitting here
What took so long? So what?
I cancelled all my dates to be here
and you just run off?
Who's turn is it?
You!
-Go! -Okay, okay!
Hurry up!
Eight circles!
Game! Full House for 3! Pay up!
We'll call you!
Nice going guys
Can you come out?
I want to see you
It's late, are you alright?
Will you ever cheat on me?
-Beer -Whoa!
What's up with
the beer girls here? So rude!
Hey, you said to come to this bar
I thought you're dating now
You don't need us to drink with you
I ain't like that, man
Brothers come first! Chicks second
Brothers come first!
Come first he says? Alright, cheers!
Hi, hold on, hello...hey!
Come first?
Hey
I'm in Central now, come join me
Sure no problem
Can you get me a pack of cigarettes?
No problem
Hurry up. I'll wait for you
Got it
Let's go! We're going to Central
Nah, hate to cross the harbour!
No trains back after 12 and stuff
20-dollar minivan rides back, no thanks
Lots of girls
Sure, let's go!
Wait, I'll be right back!
Now what?
Taxi
Step on it
Where have you been?
It's been an hour
Just get on
Hey slow down, will ya?
Damn, forgot to buy something
Again!
Give me a pack of black YSL
Be careful
Is he going to shake that head all night?
That's a 1-gig MP3,
you do the math
I just care about when we can get in?
I really love him!
Who?
I really really love him!
Damn
Hey, wait...
Thanks. Just hang out,
I'll be back
Hey
That's it?
Go hang with her
Sure, later. Have a drink man
Aren't you going out with her?
Yeah
No need to scream!
It's noisy here, cheers
That's pathetic
Thanks brother
Don't mention it bro
Right
Can we go yet? I'm really tired
What's up?
-What? -What?
What? What did you say?
What is it?
Let me go!
Where are you going?
Are you nuts?
So what's going on with you?
What the hell do you mean?
When you called me, I rushed over here
Did you even care I was there?
You were dancing with that fat guy in there!
You even care about my feelings?
Hey I called you out to play
You can go home if you don't like it
Why are you doing this me?
What did I do?
I'm your boyfriend!
Boyfriend? If every guy I hang out,
hold hands or go to dinner with
is a boyfriend,
then everyone's a boyfriend
Don't be so childish
So what are we?
What do you mean what are we?
We're more than friends, OK?
A wise man once said
To forget a relationship
One must meet new friends
and expand his social circle
Who's that wise man?
What? Drink your beer!
I'm fine
I know you're fine
I'm really OK
No one's saying anything
Don't worry, I'm okay
Sure, we know, you're OK!
I'm okay...
Hey you'll be back in shape in 3 months
I know I'll be fine in 3 months
And that's why I'm depressed now
Think about it, if I'm fine in 3 months
Then the love I'm feeling now is a load of horseshit right?
And to feel depressed about this bullshit right now,
that makes me so fake
So the stuff I'm feeling now
is it love or what? Huh?
A sudden winter storm is expected and
Temperature is likely to drop by tomorrow
A word to remind you to take out those jackets folks, and stay warm
It's gonna get cold tomorrow, put on...
She's not part of your life anymore
Wake up
But there are so much I want to tell her
You can tell me from now on
Really?
Sure.
Tell me now
Weather report says it's gonna get cold tomorrow
Put on some warm clothes you hear
Want more beer?
Yes. Three dozens. Hurry
Just wait
Morning son. Have some breakfast
Come come
Son, I just don't think you should waste things
You can just give me the stuff you don't want
What are you talking about?
Mom, what the...?
But it's true
Dad always tells you not to waste stuff, right?
Dad!
But it's true
Mom!
I always say we can't be wasteful
I'm not ready
If you can answer my question today
Then you're my boyfriend
What do you mean ¡°what are we¡±?
We're more than friends, OK?
Time for dinner!
Who are you?
I'm the Muscle Guy
Why are you singing Andy Lau's song?
You don't like this one?
I have others too
Chan Wai Man
Do you know why you're here?
Who are you now?
I'm Warden 333
Meal time!
No! Leave me alone
You always have a choice here. Food, or booze
You got a glass?
You're kidding right?
People out of love don't drink out of a glass
Just down the whole bottle
When you're done. Just throw it against the wall
When I hear it, I'll bring you another
Great stuff today
Top pick from the winery!
Wait a minute!
Can I get the rice plate?
So now you wanna eat...sure!
What do I do if I want to leave?
I told you,
you always have a choice here
But how?
Finish your food, then you'll know
Why do you insist on giving me food
when I refuse to eat everyday?
Cause you're human
You outta here?
That's right
Want to hear the song one more time?
No thanks
And, don't think you're really that strong
You'll catch a cold
5, 4, 3, 2, 1 2004 Happy New Year!
5, 4, 3, 2, 1 2005 Happy New Year!
5, 4, 3, 2, 1 2006 Happy New Year!
Hey boss, good morning
How's it going, Karen?
Do you think I look prettier lately?
Sure. I guess so
Really? You're not just saying that right
So ever since you told me not to stay out late. I listened to you
Can't you see my skin is nicer now?
Yeah sure, it's good
So when is that TV series
starting anyway?
I'm working on it
Come on, seriously,
it's been years
We're getting there
You know this is my shot.
This will be a breakthrough for me
I don't want to do this
shopping stuff anymore
Okay, okay
Oh by the way
Good morning, Mr. Tong!
About my contract,
it's almost up
So when do you want to talk about renewal?
Sure when you're free
I'm always free
Well you got to wait till I'm free too
Tomorrow?
Alright, get to work now, we'll catch up
I'll call you
Okay, so tomorrow. You promise
You got it
So what are we selling today?
What's that?
Sorry Karen
Dicky will be your
co-host starting today
Show her the ropes, will ya?
Welcome to MSC Shopping Network.
I'm Karen
And this is your new host, Dicky
Hi everybody!
Are they pretty?
What's all this power crystal stuff?
It's a rhodochrosite
Suppose to enhance your love life
Is that right?
You got a girlfriend?
You should wear one if you don't
-Does it really work? -Shit
Hey, Hong!
Manny
Shit!
Someone go get a new ball
That jerk wasted another one again!
What's wrong with me?
Don't think like that
Am I stupid or what?
Well, maybe, still don't think like that
Then how should he think?
Let's do an experiment
What experiment?
See!
I slapped you. You're pissed
So if you miss her, then call her!
Simple! What's there to think about
You're not a kid anymore
What if she blows me off?
Well, then you just let it go!
Sometimes you gotta take the first step
Then you'll know what to do next
Besides
What?
You have no dignity anyway
I agree
You're right
So Lee,
why are you always so calm?
Have you ever really loved?
Some day you'll understand
I'm going to get the ball
Till next time,
goodbye
Cut. That's a wrap
Nadya, any parties now?
No, I am sleeping
Go home and get some sleep
Table for two please
This way please
Hey Manny
What are you looking at? Sit down
Why? Was I always late?
What do you think?
So how are you?
Not bad
So are you seeing someone now?
I love that show! I watch it,
don't you like it?
No way, you like that show?
Those women are over the top
Still think they are sexy and gorgeous
Throwing their bodies around
All that talk with their vibrators
You call that good?
I don't think so
I wish I could be like them.
They look really happy
Oh, no! You don't need that
Those aunties are probably
very pretty when they were young
But they blew it big time
when they kept playing hard-to-get
So now they're pathetic
and have to pretend they have happy lives
You are different
You still have a huge market. Don't worry
Not true. Forget about me
Finish your story about your girlfriend
What?
You finish your work yet?
You finish your game yet?
Watch out, Liverpool will catch up
That's pure luck
Good one, good one
That's impossible
Hey, it almost eleven
I already taped the game,
let's watch it at home, it's the same thing
You're...
Hong
Hong, could you not blow your smoke over
Manny just got better with his cough
I don't want him to get sick again
Some more beer, guys?
Sure
Wait, you had your two bottles already
No more
You want it or not?
No thank you
Just give us some Cokes
ldiots
Where are you going?
Pee
Don't forget to wash your hands
Oh shit. Forgot to tell him not to use the towels inside
You use the towels in the bathroom?
You are...
Lee
Lee, please don't order more beer
You too, don't drink that much alright?
Hey, hear that? Stop the drinks
Will she stop talking
if I stop drinking?
Yeah right, cheers
Hey she's just being caring
Is that so wrong?
Just a fine line between ¡°caring¡± and ¡°bugging¡±
You had better temper when we dated
You stood me for 3 months!
She was a bit better so I stood her for 6
That's about it for me
What about you? Boyfriends?
Me? Forget about it
That bad huh? So there were someone
Sure
That fat guy is pretty funny
What the hell?
Cause you stacked too much stuff on it
Stop laughing!
But it's funny!
Well fix it!
You crazy? I can't fix that
Shit, cockroach!
Cockroach!
Why did you hit me? Get the cockroach! Kill it!
That's the end of it?
Yes
You women
Men and women
spend the same amount of time
We go to work, get off work, shop
eat, go to movies, sleep, shit
How the hell can men
find time to learn carpentry?
I don't suppose you can cook, right?
And then?
Sorry, sorry
You're late
Hold on,
you got S3,000 on you?
Again? What is it this time?
Got insider's tips on tonight's race,
sure win
Don't be so childish!
I thought you want to get married?
Then what?
What do you mean then what? That's it
What else can I do?
I mean did you lend him the money?
Of course not!
He was an idiot, not me
Why didn't you lend him the money?
You could have married him, if he won!
Marrying that loser, I don't think so
When there wasn't someone you complain
Then when there was, you don't want it
I can still support myself
It'll be awful if I have to
rely on him to feed me
Yeah that would suck
Check, please
Here you go, miss What are you doing?
Let me pay.
I've never treated you once
-My treat tonight -Thanks
I don't have a girlfriend now
but at least I have money to pay the bill
I know, just this one time, okay?
So anymore credit card accidents lately?
No!
It's better to use cash
No interest,
and you never overspend
Hey that's enough! Get off my case
Just kidding!
So why you call me out anyway?
Just want to see how you are doing!
Hey, you look good today
That's how I dress all the time
But next time when you wear white
don't have blue trimmings on the collar
Look like pajamas
That's none of your business
Cab's here, go on, good night
I'll call you
Okay, bye
Bye
Get lost you idiot, put it out
You gotta go?
No
Hey Karen, looking good!
No...no, can't go in
What's wrong?
Not with those pants
My boyfriend, my boyfriend
If I were to die in one hour
I'll kill all you guys
And those idiots in the American Embassy
What's with the stamp? Think we're pigs?
-What the heck! -Let's go
Come on out
Come over...come on...
Hurry, come on, come out come out...
Come here
What's wrong?
You off yet?
I still have to record more stuff
I'm so sleepy!
Eat some fish food
Does it work?
Have you ever seen goldfish fall asleep?
You think that's funny?
Sure
You can criticize my look
but never my jokes
Hold on
What's going on here?
How would I know?
Ask Amy to fix it
No way, she ain't my colleagues
Go ask her yourself!
I'm so busy!
It's me. Dinner tonight?
Sure, okay What do you want to have?
You pick it.
Hey I can't talk right now
I'll call you later, bye
Amy, I don't get it here
It's different from yesterday's
No, it's always like that
No, check it out
It's always like that!
No, check the front
You challenging me or what?
Hey, I'll just wait for him
OK
Oh, gosh
Sorry, I am leaving now
I'm at your office
What?
So you're ready to go?
What's wrong?
So what brings you up to my office?
Why, do I always need a reason?
I can't just come see you?
Sure, that's cool
But I think there is something
I can tell by your face
Damn, I got hit'n'run!
What ¡°hit'n'run¡±?
In motoring, it's when a driver crashes
and leaves the scene right away
And that's screwed up
Did you get hit?
Well, in ¡°meeting guys¡±...
Hi...I'm Karen
I think we've met a few times before
Did we?
What's your number?
There's this party next week
Wanna go together?
Sure, why not
How did you meet that guy?
He's like friend of a friend of a friend
He's hot?
He's alright...
We went out twice
And then?
Then
That asshole!
Hey, calm down!
Why are you so mad?
You used to do the same thing
Well I never did it on purpose
But he did it to me on purpose!
He did?
Why do ¡°bad guys¡± always have a market?
Cause they're smooth-talkers,
that's it
How do you mean?
I love your earrings
They look great with your hair
On the other hand
You got to choose the right earrings
Or you can get an ear infection!
Now that's screwed up
Women are very simple
Tell them something they want to hear
And they'll be happy all day
So you rather have a nice man that
treats you well but can't smooth-talk
or a scumbag who smooth-talks
but treats you like shit?
I don't know
Every guy that I ever like never picks me
I got it,
you want someone you can't have
The harder it is, the more you like it
That's f**ked up, can't help you
That's why I went for matchmaking
Matchmaking!
Lower your voice you jerk
Anyone good?
Yeah right...
I feel old
You're not even 30, well in two weeks
Actually there's more to life than romance
Not for me
Well you're just too picky
No, I'm not
I just want a guy that looks a little better
just a little bit
Sure, lots of them
I know guys who don't smoke or drink, have a good job
get home on time, and surely won't cheat on you
Really? How do theylook?
Are you interested?
Block him, block him
Don't let him shoot
Kids trying to play soccer
Go play golf instead
He didn't need to kick so hard
You can't dodge the ball, you're goalie!
I might get hit!
Shut up! Concentrate, will you?
Lose another goal we get the ass-kick
Get out there
Mr. Dodgeball, thanks a lot!
Like you guys scored any? Blame yourself
If you actually caught the ball, we wouldn't need to score!
That only makes it tie
But you let them score, damn it!
Ouch! Good thing it wasn't my ass!
You again!
Forget soccer, go home and jerk off
Easy, man!
Chick alert
No one will ever get through my goal
Brothers, go!
Yeah!
Go on!
ldiot!
Brothers, go again!
Playing soccer is like being in love
So easy to get hurt
Not to this extent
Easy
I said I will introduce you to guys sometime
Didn't think you'd be so desperate
So where are the nice guys?
There, everyone of 'em
You want these cans, boys?
Thanks
Hey step'em flat for him, will ya? Thank you, thank you
That's the best you got?
They're not bad, come on,
Looks are overrated,
you'll get used to it
Manny, he called yesterday
He's coming back for a friend's wedding
He wants to see with me
That's great
I don't know if I should go
Why not?
It's been ages, just feels weird
Definitely go
So you don't have to fantasize it all the time
I don't fantasize it!
Oh come on, Karen
Just go see him this once
Maybe you'll be happy
Hey maybe he'll ask you to marry him
Think about it
A wise man once said
If you want to do something, do it right the way
Did he say
what if it fails?
He says don't think about it
Take your first step and that will tell you what to do next
You miss him all these years
Go see him
Back then I was dating this girl
She ended up picking this guy
What's so great about this loser?
Hey I'm a nice guy!
Girls know that
And then what?
And then...
Nothing happened,
it never even started
That's because of the two of you!
Hey it's his fault, not me
This guy's got no sense of humor. Chicks don't dig that
So I taught you two jokes,
remember?
Remember you were taking this girl home...
Hey what is this? The year in review?
-Exactly! -Go on, go on
Alright I'll tell it, you'll be the girl
Why me?
Cause you have a beard!
Alright, so he was walking the girl home
She says, oh the road's so dark,
thank you for taking me home
Don't be scared! It's safe
But what if a rapist comes out?
You just bring a big torch
Take it out when you see the rapist
And hit him with it?
No, just point the light at your face,
when he sees you he'll run away!
Ouch!
Yeah thanks for that
I got to pee
-Me too! -Not me
I want to see what's so ¡°special¡± about him
Why the girls pick him instead of me
Was he always like that before?
That's why he got no girlfriend
So are you guys happy?
Got a job, friends, beer,
what's more to ask?
What about love?
You can't force love
But accept no compromise either
It's alright
You're right not to pick him
He was wrong to have picked you
You deserve better than this
You know what I am talking about
Do you know how the 191 1 Revolution began?
Forget it, I don't care about that
Now I know
why they pick him instead
-Why? -Because people grow up!
-Sure they do -Like me!
You said I got no sense of humor?
Check this out
-Alright bring it on -Listen
A hand-riddle
OK
Guess a means of transportation
Two seconds...monster truck whatever
Nope. It's Air-plane
Watch, ¡°I-plain¡±, you see
Man's that's hilarious!
I see the improvement
-Hey dad -Hey
This month's money
This is a lot. Sure you got enough for yourself?
Don't worry. Good night
Hey son,
sit down, let's chat
About what?
You're home early and eating in everyday
lsn't that cool?
No, it's good! But uh...it's like this
When I was dating your mom...I mean
We were quite the conservatives
Like we'd meet on two ends of a block
But sometimes we'd
go out boating or...
It's like she calls it
teasing with the sun
or some funny games... It was pretty, ah...
Anyway, whatever it is
The one you love the most is not the one
you end up with for life
You know what I mean?
Manny, how do I look?
-Pretty good -Really?
Should I tie my hair up
or let it down?
This is down
-Just like this -Really?
What should I talk about when I see him?
Just get going, you'll be late
Actually when do you think
you can stop being late all the time?
I'm not!
You're almost there, so I won't walk you over
Didn't you say you'd come along?
No way! This is your business
Just take this
What is it?
Just hold on to it. Go. Bye!
Hey Karen!
You look gorgeous today
Long time no see! What brings you back?
Ah...just for old times sake
Aren't you scared I might sing again?
No, I love that song!
Sing it again
Sure
THE END Subtitles by: Reklame11